a ferocious beast
Anatomy of Songs [wronghands]
MOTHERFUCKERS WANT TO LEARN HOW TO CUT SHIT?
EVER WANTED TO LEARN HOW TO COOK FROM A WORLD-RENOWNED CHEF WHO RIVALS GORDON RAMSEY?
BUTTER MY BUTT AND CALL ME A BISCUIT, HERE IS YOUR MAN~
THIS BADASS TEACHES YOU THE BASICS - HOW TO NOT SUCK AT COOKING, HOW TO SEASON THINGS, AND GENERALLY HOW TO BE SOMEONE WHO COULD KICK THE ASS OF ANYTHING THAT NEEDS TO BE STABBED INTO SUBMISSION.
ROCK ON MY FRIENDS.
ROCK ON INTO THE ENDLESS NIGHT.
TO PUT A CHERRY ON TOP, HE ALSO TEACHES YOU HOW TO MAKE CHICKEN NUGGETS FASTER AND CHEAPER THAN STORE-BOUGHT FROZEN NUGGETS.
Tyler during the MTV’s ‘Teen Wolf’ panel during Comic-Con International 2014 at the San Diego Convention Center [24.07.2014]
SLEEPING HOOK WEEK: Day 05 | Fading
”[…] maybe this is what I get for loving someone who isn’t mine to love.”
15-Year-Old African Kid Tells Madonna To Go ‘Have Sex’ with Herself
Dakarai Molokomme, a 15-year-old starving child from a small village in Zimbabwe, has just told Madonna, one of the most famous pop stars in the world, to go and f*** herself, the local media are reporting exclusively.
“Yes, it’s true, I told Madonna to go f*** herself. Do you want to know why?” Dakarai asked. “It’s the same thing every time with these snobby rich Americans. Every once in a while they come to show us their support for the so-called eradication of poverty by adopting a child from a starving family, but they actually do more harm than good. Transracial international adoptions are part of the white savior industrial complex,” Dakarai explained.
In further discussions with journalists from the media, the kid stated that “none of the children here actually want to be taken away from their family and friends so they can be displayed as some kind of trophy in the homes of self-righteous singers or actors who want to score some points with the media and Oprah.”
“If they really want to help us, they should get Big Pharma to ship us some anti-retroviral drugs for the AIDS epidemic, or build schools and hospitals. If they don’t want to do that, then they can all go f** themselves!” the child told reporters.
The 15-year-old also stated that he would say the same thing to any one of those American or European “faux humanitarian posers”, except for Bono, whom he said he would also kick in the groin.
“Bono’s efforts to save the African savage from itself prove that the colonial imperative is alive and well,” Dakarai said as he walked with other village children collecting sticks to build a tree fort.
THIS IS THE RAWEST 15 YEAR OLD ALIVE
When you told me you loved me, you had me fooled for a second that, maybe, you might have meant it
Godfrey Gao for Brand [x]
This is the best explanation I could come up with for why it takes me so long to do updates sometimes when, at other times, I’m typing them up like clockwork.
Karen Gillan - leaving ITV Studios in London 07/24/14
Get to Know Me Meme: 5 favorite male characters
↳5/5: Cary AgosHey, there aren’t that many generations left. You’ve taken the greatest generation, the lost generation, the Pepsi generation, so what do we have left? The surprise generation? So, surprise.
Alicia & Kalinda - drinking
I’m taking responsibility for your irresponsibility.